June 2012
zombies took over my dash
so fuck it im gonna take a bath and watch zombieland
wearing my breathing strip because it actually works and i enjoy being able to breath
shit like that
peace
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how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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brakhage:
i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
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burnthebourgeoisie-deactivated2 asked: Love the song! I'd go with either "Counting the Miles" or "Internet Lover" for the name.
May 2012
i just killed a bug on my forehead with my ukulele
it hurt
#pro
im expecting to get payed a buttload
but the direct deposit didnt work
shit shit shit shit shit shit
they better give me a check today because otherwise i am dead
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sasukehimoto replied to your video: ***this is a rare glimpse at a half finished…
thanks bro
fuckyeahthewalkindead:
avatarstateyipyip:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
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Watch***this is a rare glimpse at a half finished song***
also im getting over the flu sorry about that
it will actually be at least a half or whole step higher
it just really needs a melody for the lyrics ive written for the bridge and some melodic tweaking overall yay!!
what should i call it
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guess who is playing dress up?
this girl.
get ready for some narcissistic spam!!!
playing dress up when i am sick or down always makes me feel better
call it shallow i call it a good sensible strategy
it-will-always-be-real:
So I really want a summer fling, just until August when school starts. Nothing serious. My friend told me she would try to set me up with one of her guy friends, but I don’t anything will happen because who in the fucking hell would ever want to date me? :/
THE ACTUAL STORY OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN LIFE SOMEONE DATE US
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tawlor replied to your post: i really want a baby is that bad like i’ve…
19’s too old. HAVE A BABY NOW. Wait, better idea: Have a baby with Robin Pecknold.
OMG OUR BABY WOULD BE SO MUSICALLY TALENTED
and would be born with a beard.
i was born with a full head of hair, my baby will be born with a full head of BEARD so help me god
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i really want a baby
is that bad
like i’ve really been feeling the whole motherhood thing lately
maybe ill wait until im at least 27 though and hopefully married…
19 seems a little young
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bout to get me some katy perry signature lashes
hollaaa
ps totes thought it was zooey d in all of the adds
anyone else?
“It doesn’t feel natural for me to write some diary type song. I want to write a...”
– Regina Spektor
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biting my lips while kissing me
makes me giggle
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my greatest turnons:
1. “The Flow” aka sultry yet manly long hair on men
2. being able to pull of a mustache
3. mountain men who not only have wonderful beards and plaids but also know how to camp and make a fire and play the mandolin or banjo
4. tattoos
4.5. makig me laugh like a loon
5. dressing rockabily
6. frank mcbroom who manages to pull of ALL OF THESE with RED HAIR
whyyyyyyyyy
jewfoundglory replied to your post: jewfoundglory replied to your post: i really want…
jew wedding time
FRANK DONT TEASE ME
Mrs Emily Juliette McBroom
<3 <3 <3 <3
i ship it
jewfoundglory replied to your post: i really want some cheese is that weird
no it’s perfect just like your face.
NO YOU ARE PERFECT GETOUTTA HERE GET HERE
vanillabeanmini replied to your post: i really want some cheese is that weird
Yes.
NO COLIN FUQ U IM NORMAL
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i really want some cheese is that weird
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Watchiemailkahn:
Welp, there goes my favorite pair of Vans :/
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connuh:
whatever happened to the piano girl from high school musical
