the gym was AMAZING for these reasons:

1. hot guys swarming swarmingswarmingEVERYWHERE
2. i was the only girl around my age in there besides two ninny high school freshman that were blonde and twiggy but looked about 12 years old
3. hot guys make me work out harder and i dont realize it because im trying to impress them which is great! free motivation!
4. STRANGE WILDERNESS was on Comedy central. So stupid, so good. Nearly fell of the elliptical laughing 
5. I ran 10 minutes to the gym from my house, did high intensity intervals on the elliptical for about 45 minutes, worked my legs for 10 minutes on the bike, and then attempted to work my arms because they have always been sad and flabby
6. listened to the sweetest country lullabies walking home with the wind blowing to cool me off
7. I feel GREAT

the gym was TERRIBLE for these reasons:

1. there were swarms of hotties and i looked like a doughy mouse face with my hair slicked back and my doughy parts sticking out and the sweet pouring and a beet red face. i was wearing a tanktop so it was arms galore so i felt super self conscious 
2. i have to be ready for work in an hour and i still haven’t showered
3. its not fun working out if you have to watch yourself lumbering around in the mirrors
4. my buttcrack gets really sweaty and i have been known to get sweat stains there

ANYWAYS THAT WAS THE PAST 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE FREAKING GREAT RIGHT